NEVER TRY TO OUTSMART A WOMAN

WOMEN ARE SMARTER THAN MEN

Due to inherit a fortune upon the death of his sickly, widower father
Charles decided he needed a woman to enjoy it with. Going to a
Singles' bar, he spotted a woman whose beauty took his breath away.
"Im just an ordinary man" he said walking up to her ;" but in just a
week or two, my father will die and I'll inherit 20 million dollars." The woman
went home with Charles and the next day she became his stepmother!!

WOMAN'S REVENGE

"Cash, Check or Charge?" I asked after folding items the woman wished to purchase.
As she stumbled for her wallet I noticed a remote control for a telivision set in
her purse. "So, do you always carry your TV remote?" I asked. "No," she replied,
"but my husband refused to come shopping with me, so I figured this was the most
legal evil thing I could do to him."

Wife Vs Husband

A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not speaking a word. An
earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede
their position. As they passed a farm of mules, goats, and pigs, the husband
asked sarcastically, "Relative of yours."
"Yep," the wife replied ,"in-laws."

WORDS

A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a day.....
30,000 to a man's 15,000. The wife replied, "The reason has to be because we
have to repeat everything to men."
The husband then turned to his wife and asksed, "What?"

STUPID AND BEAUTIFUL

A man said to his wife one day, "I don't know how you can be stupid and so
beautiful all at the same time". The wife responded, "Allow me to explain.
God made me beautiful so that you would be attracted to me; God made me
stupid so that I would be attracted to you!"

THE BEAST

Husband and wife in the midst of a violent quarrel, and hubby was losing his
temper. "Be careful," he said to his wife, "you will bring out the animal
in me." "So what?," his wife shot back, "Who's afraid of a mouse?"

WIFE'S PROMISE

There was a man who worked all his life, had saved all of his money and was
a real miser when it came to his money. Just before he died, he said to his
wife, "When I die, I want you to take all my money and put it in the casket
with me. I want to take my money to the afterlife with me."
And so he got his wife promise him with all her heart than when he died, she
wouldput all of the money in the casket with him. Well, he died. He was stretched
out in the casket; his wife was sitting there in black, and her friend was sitting
next to her. When they finished the ceremony, just before the undertaker, got
ready to close the casket, the wife said, "Wait just a minute!" she had a box
with her. She came over with the box and put it in the casket. Then the undertakers
locked the casket down and rolled it away.
So her friend said, "Girl, I know you were'nt fool enough to put all that money
in there with your husband." The loyal wife replied, "Listen, Im a christian, I can't
go back on my word. I promise him that I was going to put that money in the casket
with him!!!?"
"I sure did," said the wife, "I got it all together, put it in to my account and
wrote him a cheque. If he can cash it, he can spend it."