We need= I must
It's your decision= The correct decision should be obvious by now
Do what you want= You'll pay for this later
We need to talk= I need to complain
Sure....Go ahead= I don't want you to
I'm not upset= Of course I'm upset, you Moron!
You're so manly= You need a shave and you sweat a lot
This kitchen is very inconvenient= I want a new house
I want new curtains= And carpentry, and furniture, and wallpaper.....
I need wedding shoes= The other 40 pairs are the wrong shade of white
Hang the picture there= No, I mean hang it there!
I heard a noise= I noticed you were almost asleep
Do you love me?= I'm going to ask for something expensive
How much do you love me?= I did something that you're not going to like
I'll be ready a minute= Kick off your shoes, and find a good game on TV
Am I looking fat? = Tell me I'm beautiful
You have to learn to communicate= Just agree with me
Are you listening to me!?= [Too late, you're dead]
Yes= No
No= No
Maybe= No
I'm sorry= You'll be sorrry
Do you like this recipe= It's easy to fix, so you'd better get used to it
Was that the baby? = Why don't u get out of bed and walk him until he goes to sleep
I'm not yelling= Yes I'm yelling because I think it is important
All we're going to buy is a soap dish= It goes without saying that we're stopping at the cosmetics department, the shoe department, I need to look a few new purses, and those pink sheets would look great in the bedroom and did you bring your checkbook?
The answer to female saying "What's wrong?"...
The same old thing= Nothing
Nothing= Everything
Everything= My PMS is acting up
Nothing Really= It's just that you're such a pain in the butt
I don't want to talk about it= Go away; I'm still building my steam.
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