GRE STUDENT : Individuals who make their abodes in
vitreous edifices would be advised to
refrain from catapulting perilous projectiles.
A NORMAL PERSON : People who live in glass houses
should not throw stones.
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GRE STUDENT : Scintillate, scintillate, asteroid
minim.
NORMAL PERSON : Twinkle, twinkle, little star
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GRE STUDENT: All articles that coruscate with
resplendence are not truly auriferous.
NORMAL PERSON : All that glitters is not gold.
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GRE STUDENT : Sorting on the part of mendicants must
be interdicted.
NORMAL PERSON : Beggars are not choosers
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GRE STUDENT : Male cadavers are incapable of
rendering any testimony.
NORMAL PERSON : Dead men tell no tales
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GRE STUDENT : Neophyte's serendipity.
NORMAL PERSON : Beginner's luck
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GRE STUDENT : A revolving lithic conglomerate
accumulates no congeries of small, green, biophytic
plant.
NORMAL PERSON : A rolling stone gathers no moss
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GRE STUDENT: Members of an avian species of identical
plumage tend to congregate.
NORMAL PERSON : Birds of a feather flock together
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GRE STUDENT : Pulchritude possesses solely cutaneous
profundity.
NORMAL PERSON : Beauty is only skin deep
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GRE STUDENT : Freedom from incrustations of grime is
contiguous to rectitude.
NORMAL PERSON : Cleanliness is godliness
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GRE STUDENT : It is fruitless to become lachrymose of
precipitately departed lactile fluid.
NORMAL PERSON : There's no use crying over spilt milk
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GRE STUDENT : It is fruitless to attempt to
indoctrinate a superannuated canine with innovative
maneuvers.
NORMAL PERSON : You can't try to teach an old dog new
tricks
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GRE STUDENT : Surveillance should precede saltation.
NORMAL PERSON : Look before you leap
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GRE STUDENT : The person presenting the ultimate
cachinnation possesses thereby the optimal
cachinnation.
NORMAL PERSON : He who laughs last, laughs best
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GRE STUDENT : Exclusive dedication to necessitous
chores without interludes of hedonistic diversion
renders Jack a hebetudinous fellow.
NORMAL PERSON : All work and no play makes Jack a
dull boy.
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GRE STUDENT : Where there are visible vapours
having their provenance in ignited carbonaceous
materials, there is conflagration.
NORMAL PERSON : Where there's smoke, there's fire!
In this blog of mine u will find Fun stuffs, Jokes,Interesting facts & Informations, Links to valuable sites and resources and more. Most importantly it's a place to chill out.I welcome all ur suggestions and comments to make the site better. PS: The contents of this blog are purely intended for fun and does not mean to offend any individual or community.
Saturday, April 28, 2007
THE EXTREMIST
A man is taking a walk in Central park in New York .
Suddenly he sees a little girl being attacked by a pit bull dog.
He runs over and starts fighting with the dog. He succeeds in killing the dog and saving the girl's life.
A policeman who was watching the scene walks over and says: "You are a hero, tomorrow you can read it in all the newspapers: "Brave New Yorker saves the life of little girl".
The man says: "But I am not a New Yorker!"
Oh then it will say in newspapers in the morning: "Brave American saves life of little girl" the policeman answers.
"But I am not an American!" - says the man. Oh, what are you then?"
The man says: "I am a Pakistani!"
The next day the newspapers say:
"Extremist kills innocent American dog"
Suddenly he sees a little girl being attacked by a pit bull dog.
He runs over and starts fighting with the dog. He succeeds in killing the dog and saving the girl's life.
A policeman who was watching the scene walks over and says: "You are a hero, tomorrow you can read it in all the newspapers: "Brave New Yorker saves the life of little girl".
The man says: "But I am not a New Yorker!"
Oh then it will say in newspapers in the morning: "Brave American saves life of little girl" the policeman answers.
"But I am not an American!" - says the man. Oh, what are you then?"
The man says: "I am a Pakistani!"
The next day the newspapers say:
"Extremist kills innocent American dog"
VISUAL ILLUSIONS
What do u Spot? Ship or Something Else?
Is someone watching this guy play?
Which part of the ring are u viewing? Top or Bottom?
Now!!!! Is this inside the house or outside?
River of people?
Did u see the bigger one?
Look @ the pillar in the middle...Where does that end?
Who is the tallest?
A face? ... Or, the word 'liar' ?
What do you see here?
Do you see the word "LIFT"?
Or, a bunch of black splotches ?
GIRLS ARE ABLE TO SPOT THE WORD "LIFT" EASILY.
MEN FIND IT DIFFICULT TO SEE THE WORD "LIFT"!!!
FIND THE FACES
Is someone watching this guy play?
Which part of the ring are u viewing? Top or Bottom?
Now!!!! Is this inside the house or outside?
River of people?
Did u see the bigger one?
Look @ the pillar in the middle...Where does that end?
Who is the tallest?
A face? ... Or, the word 'liar' ?
What do you see here?
Do you see the word "LIFT"?
Or, a bunch of black splotches ?
GIRLS ARE ABLE TO SPOT THE WORD "LIFT" EASILY.
MEN FIND IT DIFFICULT TO SEE THE WORD "LIFT"!!!
FIND THE FACES
TOP 10 STRANGEST ANIMALS
This creature is most probably the creation of an environmental problem. Children at a nursery in Weston-super- Mare, England spotted the three headed frog hopping in the garden.
Source: BBC News
The blog famous cyclops kitten, Cy was first thought to be a joke photo manipulation. Living only for a day, It had only one eye and was noseless.
Source: News
The most infamous headless chicken, Mike wowed the world by living for 18 months which indefinitely entered it into the Guinness World Records. It could still live becuase most of his brain stem and ear was left on his body.
Source: Mike The Headless Chicken
Nope this is not photoshop manipulated. A female polar bear named Pelusa turned purple after she was given a special treatment to clear up a skin condition. This has attracted crowds at the Mendoza City Zoo in Argentina. The fur has returned to normal after a few days.
Source: NW Botanicals
Genetic mutation called 'feather duster' of a parakeet.
Source: Green Apple
Dolphins has taken a pink hue in the Pear River Delta situated between Hong Kong and Macau. It is not known why they are pink in colour but several assumptions include the lack of natural predators or the pink colour is a byproduct of blushing to regulate body temperature.
Source: 2 Dolphins
The two-month old animal, named Cham Leck which means 'strange,' was given to monks at a local pagoda by a farmer who feared the six legged cow would bring him bad fortune.
Source: Steve Quayle
The hooded seal has a large elastic nasal cavity and when fully inflated resembles a large black ruber ball. They are large aggresive mammals that can exceed 3m in length and 400kg in weight.
Source: Canadian Museum Of Nature
The large ocean sunfish vies for the title of strangest fish in the sea. It has an almost circular, flattened body. It weighs up to 2 tons and 3m long. The head is almost a third of the whole body length.
Source: Earth Window
If you had your facts about the Siberian tiger being the largest cat, then you are wrong. The liger is the world's largest cat, a cross breed between a male lion and a female tiger. They exhibit conflicts between the social habits of the lion and solitary habits of the tiger.
Source: Wikipedia
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