Tuesday, May 22, 2007
SANTA BANTA SPECIAL!!
Banta Singh walks into a library and says, "Can I have a burger and fries?" The librarian says, "I'm sorry, this is a library." So he lowers his voice to a whisper and says, "Can I have a burger and fries?"
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Santa with two red ears went to see his doctor. Doctor asked him what had happened to his ears. "I was ironing a shirt when phone rang. Instead of picking up the phone I accidentally picked up the iron & stuck it to my ear." "Oh Dear!" doctor exclaimed in disbelief. "But...what happened to your other ear?" "That scoundrel called again."
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2 Days of Powercut in India made life miserable. Worst affected was Amritsar where all the SARDARS were stuck for 48 hrs. on Escalaters...
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Santa told Banta, "I bet that India would win against Pakistan & lost Rs 1,000." Banta exclaimed: "Yaar, you bet Rs 1,000 for a single match?" Santa replied: "Nahi yaar, I bet Rs 500 on that match." Banta asked:"So, what happened to the other Rs 500?" Santa repied: "Chad yaar, I bet on the highlights too."
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All ATM's in Punjab were jammed & not in working condition. Bcoz, Sardarji's wife kept her hair pin in machine when it asked..."Enter your PIN"
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The doctor told Sardarji that if he ran 8 kms a day for 300 days, he would loose 34 kg. At the end of 300 days, Sardarji called the doctor to report he had lost the weight, but he had a problem. "What's the problem?" asked the doctor. "I'm 2400 kms from home.
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Sardarji goes to see The Jurassic Park. When the Dinosaurs start approaching he cowers in his seat. His friend asks him,"Kyun Sardarji, kya baat hai? Dar kyun lag raha hai? Cinema hi to hai." Sardarji replies, "Aadmi hoon aur akkal hai,pata hai ki cinema hai, lekin woh to janwar hai, usko kya pata."
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Santa noticed a banana peel on the street. He mutters to himself: 'Saddi to kismat hi kharab hai. Aaj phir girna padega!'
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Santa with two red ears went to see his doctor. Doctor asked him what had happened to his ears. "I was ironing a shirt when phone rang. Instead of picking up the phone I accidentally picked up the iron & stuck it to my ear." "Oh Dear!" doctor exclaimed in disbelief. "But...what happened to your other ear?" "That scoundrel called again."
xxx
2 Days of Powercut in India made life miserable. Worst affected was Amritsar where all the SARDARS were stuck for 48 hrs. on Escalaters...
xxx
Santa told Banta, "I bet that India would win against Pakistan & lost Rs 1,000." Banta exclaimed: "Yaar, you bet Rs 1,000 for a single match?" Santa replied: "Nahi yaar, I bet Rs 500 on that match." Banta asked:"So, what happened to the other Rs 500?" Santa repied: "Chad yaar, I bet on the highlights too."
xxx
All ATM's in Punjab were jammed & not in working condition. Bcoz, Sardarji's wife kept her hair pin in machine when it asked..."Enter your PIN"
xxx
The doctor told Sardarji that if he ran 8 kms a day for 300 days, he would loose 34 kg. At the end of 300 days, Sardarji called the doctor to report he had lost the weight, but he had a problem. "What's the problem?" asked the doctor. "I'm 2400 kms from home.
xxx
Sardarji goes to see The Jurassic Park. When the Dinosaurs start approaching he cowers in his seat. His friend asks him,"Kyun Sardarji, kya baat hai? Dar kyun lag raha hai? Cinema hi to hai." Sardarji replies, "Aadmi hoon aur akkal hai,pata hai ki cinema hai, lekin woh to janwar hai, usko kya pata."
xxx
Santa noticed a banana peel on the street. He mutters to himself: 'Saddi to kismat hi kharab hai. Aaj phir girna padega!'
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