GRE STUDENT Vs NORMAL STUDENT

GRE STUDENT : Individuals who make their abodes in
vitreous edifices would be advised to
refrain from catapulting perilous projectiles.
A NORMAL PERSON : People who live in glass houses
should not throw stones.

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GRE STUDENT : Scintillate, scintillate, asteroid
minim.
NORMAL PERSON : Twinkle, twinkle, little star

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GRE STUDENT: All articles that coruscate with
resplendence are not truly auriferous.
NORMAL PERSON : All that glitters is not gold.

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GRE STUDENT : Sorting on the part of mendicants must
be interdicted.
NORMAL PERSON : Beggars are not choosers
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GRE STUDENT : Male cadavers are incapable of
rendering any testimony.
NORMAL PERSON : Dead men tell no tales

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GRE STUDENT : Neophyte's serendipity.
NORMAL PERSON : Beginner's luck

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GRE STUDENT : A revolving lithic conglomerate
accumulates no congeries of small, green, biophytic
plant.
NORMAL PERSON : A rolling stone gathers no moss

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GRE STUDENT: Members of an avian species of identical
plumage tend to congregate.
NORMAL PERSON : Birds of a feather flock together

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GRE STUDENT : Pulchritude possesses solely cutaneous
profundity.
NORMAL PERSON : Beauty is only skin deep

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GRE STUDENT : Freedom from incrustations of grime is
contiguous to rectitude.
NORMAL PERSON : Cleanliness is godliness
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GRE STUDENT : It is fruitless to become lachrymose of
precipitately departed lactile fluid.
NORMAL PERSON : There's no use crying over spilt milk

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GRE STUDENT : It is fruitless to attempt to
indoctrinate a superannuated canine with innovative
maneuvers.
NORMAL PERSON : You can't try to teach an old dog new
tricks

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GRE STUDENT : Surveillance should precede saltation.
NORMAL PERSON : Look before you leap

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GRE STUDENT : The person presenting the ultimate
cachinnation possesses thereby the optimal
cachinnation.
NORMAL PERSON : He who laughs last, laughs best

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GRE STUDENT : Exclusive dedication to necessitous
chores without interludes of hedonistic diversion
renders Jack a hebetudinous fellow.
NORMAL PERSON : All work and no play makes Jack a
dull boy.

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GRE STUDENT : Where there are visible vapours
having their provenance in ignited carbonaceous
materials, there is conflagration.
NORMAL PERSON : Where there's smoke, there's fire!