Tuesday, May 01, 2007

OYE BALLE BALLE!!!

Sanskrit teacher asks what is the meaning of .TAMASOMA JYOTIRGAMAYA?
Sardar student answer: tum so ja ma mai jyoti ka ghar ja rah hoon.

BOY:Daddy meri dur ka nazar kharab hai chesma le do.
Sardar took him outside & said wo kya hai?
BOY: Suraj.
Sardar: Sale aur kitna dur dekhega.

1947(Girl says) jiya bekarar hai. aaja mere sajna teri intzar hai.
2005(Girl says) jiya bekarar hai aaja mere sajna warna dusara taiyar hai.

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