SOUTH INDIAN FILM STUNT- HILARIOUS!!!!

Our hero Balakrishna and his brother were captured by the baddies and they tied Balakrishna onto a chair...Those idiots didnt know that Balakrishna cannot be stopped by a simple chair...



Here is our hero's brother...The baddies tied him up too and fixed a time-bomb across his stomach...The bomb looks more like a pack of sausage rolls..Hee Hee!!!!



Balakrishna sees some bullet shells lying on the floor...This means that the baddies had a gun...But they decided to use a time-bomb to give the 'finishing touch'...This is what i call 'Innovative Thinking'...



The shells triggered Balakrishna' s brain (if any) and suddenly he has an idea...He throws himself onto the floor and starts moving towards the bullet shells..



Now, lets hv a look at the time-bomb... The timer(presumably a pager covered in plastic) is ticking...See the weird buttons on the bomb??...The red button is the On-Off button!!...Now, this is the world's first time-bomb with such a convenient on-off button...This is what i call a 'User-friendly Time-bomb'.. .Very easy to handle...Can b used even by infants...



Coming back to our hero, he is struggling to reach the shells...Look at his __expression. ..Seems like he is desperate to use the toilet!!...



Finally, he manages to reach the shells...He picks up a shell with his mouth as if it is Peanuts.. .The viewers have no idea what the hell he is up to...Read on...



He concentrates with the shell between his teeth...Look at the sweat on his face...Gives an impression of how hard he is concentrating. ..With all his strength, he spits the bullet shell towards the bomb...



Lo and behold!!..The shell flies like a bullet through the air...Credit goes to Balakrishna here...He has the ability to make a shell work like a bullet...He can be a good asset to the Indian army...The shell reaches the time-bomb and hits exactly the red button!!...The time-bomb gets switched off!!...Balakrishna saves himself and his brother!!...



That's it friends...Balakrishna has proved that he is better than our Olympics Shooting medal winner, R.S.Rathore. ...He has even shocked Rajnikanth and Chiranjeevi who were thought to be pioneers in such things...The latest buzz is that R.S.Rathore, Rajnikanth and Chiranjeevi have started training under Balakrishna. ..Hats off to Balakrishna! !

WORLD'S MOST EXPENSIVE CARS

MAYBACH 57S

Price: $430,355 in US
Rs 5.36 crore in India

The Maybach 57 S has a 12-cylinder engine, goes from 0 to 100 in 5.2 seconds and is designed to be a sportier alternative to the other models. It has more power than the 57 or 62 models, 604 hp versus their 543 hp. As in the other models - Maybach 57 and 62 - the maximum speed is electronically limited.

Top Speed: 250 kmph



PORSCHE CARRERA GT

Price: $440,000 in US
Rs 5.47 crore in India

Despite claims that the Carrera GT supercar had gone out of production, the car is very much available in the US and is in the list of one of the world's most expensive cars. The car has 605 hp @ 8000 rpm, can go from 0 to100 in 3.9 seconds and has a ten cylinder engine - a type of rarely seen outside of racing.

Top speed: 330 kmph



MAYBACH 62

Price: $448,153 in Europe
Rs 5.59 crore in India

Maybach's 62 ultra-luxury sedan is made by Mercedes-Benz and has proved that even a car this expensive to build can turn a profit. The Maybach 62 accelerates from 0 to 100 in just 5.4 seconds. The top speed is electronically limited but can be reached rapidly and with virtually no apparent effort.

Top speed: 250 kmph



MERCEDES-BENZ SLR MCLAREN

Price: $452,750 in US
Rs 5.64 crore in India

The SLR McLaren is as comfortable and sophisticated as a street-legal racecar can be. It is a collaboration between Mercedes and legendary British racecar builder McLaren. With the help of a 617 hp and 5.4-liter supercharged V8 engine, the SLR sprints from 0 to 100 in just 3.6 seconds.

Top speed: 343kmph



KOENIGSEGG CCR

Price: €458,000 in Europe
Rs 6.94 crore in India

The Koenigsegg is a Swedish car that sports a supercharged V8 engine. It can go from 0 to 100 in 3.2 seconds with its hp of 806 @ 7000 rpm. The Koenigsegg CCR currently holds the Guinness World Record for the most powerful car in series production.

Top speed: 395 kmph



SALEEN S7 TWIN TURBO

Price: $ 637,723 in US
Rs 7.95 crore in India

Started by former racing driver Steve Saleen, the Saleen car company produces some of the fastest cars in the world. The S7 is designed to compete with the fastest and most luxurious grand touring cars. It can go from 0 to 100 in six seconds has 750 bhp @ 6300 rpm and sports an all-aluminum V8, 2-valve.

Top speed: 320 kmph



LEBLANC MIRABEAU

Price: $645,084 (Global)
Rs 8.03 crore in India

Leblanc is ramping up production of its new Mirabeau supercar. The company hopes to make the vehicle street legal for the US by early 2007. With a six-speed sequential transmission, more than 700 bhp @ 7600 rpm, the Leblanc Mirabeau's interior is optimized for maximum acceleration.

Top speed: 370 kmph



SSC ULTIMATE AERO

Price: $654,500 in US
Rs 8.17 crore in India

The most expensive American car is also the fastest. Automaker SSC estimates this vehicle is capable of going from 0-60 in just 2.9 seconds and the base model has a supercharged 6.2-litre V8 engine rated 787 bhp @ 6600 rpm. The SSC Ultimate Aero requires 104 octane gasoline.

Top speed: 400 kmph



PAGANI ZANDA ROADSTER FC12S 7.3

Price $667,321 in Europe and US
Rs 8.31 crore in India

Pagani is an Italian boutique automaker that builds radical-looking racecars. This version of its Zonda flagship has 555 bhp @ 5900 rpm, can go from 0 to 60 in 3.6 seconds and is propelled by mid-mounted V-12 DOHC engines.

Top speed: 344 kmph



BUGATTI VEYRON 16.4

Price: €1,000,000 in Europe
Rs 15.17 crore in India

Volkswagen's production delays are finally over and the Bugatti Veyron 16.4 is ready to hit the road. The car sports a W16 engine fed by four turbochargers, can go from 0 to 100 mph in six seconds and uses unique cross-drilled and turbine vented carbon rotors that draw in cooling air for braking.

Top speed: 407 kmph

REAL MATHEMATICS!!!

IT'S DIVINE BEAUTY!!!!

DOGS AND THEIR OWNERS!!!!

EMBARASSING SITUATION

A very shy young man goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman

sitting alone. After an hour he gathers enough courage to go and ask
her, "Er...

excuse me, but would you mind if I sat here beside you?"

She responds in a loud voice :

"NO, I DON'T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOU!"

Everyone in the bar turns to stare at them. The young man is surprised,

shocked and embarrassed and goes back to his table.

After a few minutes the woman walks over to him smiles, apologizes,

and says, "You see, I'm a graduate student in psychology and I'm
studying how

people respond to embarrassing situations."

The young man responds loudly with,

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN THREE THOUSAND RUPEES.

THATS TOO MUCH !"