A PROUD INDIAN!!!

A first grade teacher explains to her class that she is an American.
She asks her students to raise their hands if they were American too.
Not really knowing why but wanting to be like their teacher, their
hands explode into the air like flashy fireworks.

There is, however, one exception. A girl named Gita has not gone along
with the crowd.

The teacher asks her why she has decided to be different.

"Because I am not an American." replied Gita.

"Then", asks the teacher, "What are you?"

"I'm a proud Indian," boasts the little girl.

The teacher is a little perturbed now, her face slightly red. She asks
Gita. why she is an Indian.

"Well", my mom and dad are Indians, "so I'm an Indian too."

The teacher is now angry. "That's no reason", she says loudly "if your
mom was an idiot, and your dad was an idiot, what would you be then?" A
pause, and a smile.

"Then" says Gita, "I'd be an American."

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SPARROW AND THE MOTORIST

A Motorist hit a Sparrow. He took the unconscious bird and put it in a cage with bread and water. The sparrow woke up next morning, looked around and screamed.....

"Bard, Bread & Water.....Im in Jail!!! Oh My God I've killed the Motorist..."

INTERESTING LINK

 Click on the below link and check out what happend....Its interesting

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SHOCKING TELEGRAMS

TELEGRAM #1. A daughter sends a telegram to her father on her clearing B.Ed exams, which the father receives as :"Father, your daughter has been successful in BED."

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TELEGRAM #2. A husband, while he is on a business trip to a hill station sends a telegram to his wife: "I wish you were here." The message received by wife: "I wish you were her."

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TELEGRAM #3. A wife with near maturing pregnancy goes to railway station to return to her husband. At the reservation counter , while her turn came, it was the last ticket. Taking pity on a very old lady next to her in the queue, she offered her berth to the old lady and sent a telegram to her husband which reached as: "Shall be coming tomorrow, heavy rush in the train, gave birth to an old lady."

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TELEGRAM #4. A man wants to celebrate his wife's Birthday by throwing a party . So he goes to order a birthday cake. The salesman asks him what message he wants to put on the cake. Well he thinks for a while and says: let's put, "you are not getting older you are getting better". The salesman asks "how do you want me to put it?" The man says, Well put "You are not getting older", at the top and "You are getting better" at the bottom. The real fun didn't start until the cake was opened the entire party watched the message decorated on the cake: "You are not getting older at the top, You are getting better at the bottom".

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TELEGRAM #5. A man from Agra went to Ajmer . His wife was in her parent's house in Delhi . When the man went to Ajmer , he asked his servant to send a telegram to his wife indicating about his trip to Ajmer . He sent a telegram. When the wife received the telegram, she fainted. It was written: 'sethji aaj mar gaye ! ( Sethji Ajmer gaye ).